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  KalanStar Trying to set up a buy sell and trade site for Shanghai to start with. Currently experimenting, but nothing does what I want it to do quite right. I have a version up now, but I am not happy with it. Still, I am looking for feedback... So if you think it ...  moreTrying to set up a buy sell and trade site for Shanghai to start with. Currently experimenting, but nothing does what I want it to do quite right. I have a version up now, but I am not happy with it. Still, I am looking for feedback... So if you think it is shit, please feel free to share why you think that... Oh, you can sign up and post random crap if you want...  

  

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  SellShanghai.com | ShanghaiExpat Buy, Sell, & Trade

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  El Rabbi → The Imam: Your face looks familiar

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    The Imam Didn't we down a few beers and pulled-pork burgers together after those Oslo peace talks?

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  The Imam → Flawed Genius: Six online! It is the will of God. This website is blessed. Let us now face Makkah and bang our noggins on the floor repeatedly. Insh'allah fukbar!

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  jquincy Brave, stupid, insane...what do you think?

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    jquincy http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=8L8UCfxmtSw&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Ffeature%3Dplayer_embedded%26v%3D8L8UCfxmtSw

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  Quantum Mechanic → The Imam: This one for you and Anter

  

  Bond watch found at car boot sale - Yahoo! Movies UK

  'Bond watch found at car boot sale' on Yahoo! Movies UK. Thunderball watch that was missing for years makes tidy profit.

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  jquincy http://m.us.wsj.com/articles/SB10001424127887324787004578494583962413470

  • Tue at 11:33 PM

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    jquincy ^Half of rice sold in Guangzhou and 10% sold across China is contaminated with Cadmium. Yummy.

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    anter Industrial pollution in the soil. Interesting the analyst saying the rich people buy their rice from somewhere else.

    • 12 hours ago
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    Quantum Mechanic Cadmium is a metal hardening compound. Maybe the pahtay thinks the men here need their mettle hardened after seeing so many holding purses

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  btb Terrifying Time Lapse Footage Of Tornado Raging Across Oklahoma City

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  Breaking news, traffic, weather, and sports for Memphis and the Mid-South.

  • Tue at 1:43 PM

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    KalanStar Saw one of these beasts in real life when it swept through the Minnesota town I was living in as a wee tyke. I'll never forget the sound.

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  Quantum Mechanic I was messaging the Butler earlier on this morning, and he made me really homesick for Shanghai. Bastard.

  • Tue at 10:55 AM
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  Flawed Genius

  

  http://imgace.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/you-dont-enter-heaven-unless-jesus-enters-you.jpg

  http://imgace.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/you-dont-enter-heaven-unless-jesus-enters-you.jpg

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    El Rabbi ^ You already do that every minute you're awake

    • Tue at 12:21 PM
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    Quantum Mechanic I have already killed you.
    Do not make me kill you again Satanza

    • Tue at 12:30 PM
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    El Rabbi ^ Your killer couldn't squish a bug

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    Quantum Mechanic But he squished a swish like you pervo

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    The Imam Allah will crush all you infidels like maggots underfoot.

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  Flawed Genius

  

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    The Imam The greeting only came into common usage after the advent of the telephone. Prior to that, it was only used to attract attention over long distances, a little like the Australian "coo-ee!" People thought they had to shout into telephones as the person at ...  moreThe greeting only came into common usage after the advent of the telephone. Prior to that, it was only used to attract attention over long distances, a little like the Australian "coo-ee!" People thought they had to shout into telephones as the person at the other end was very far away. (Most Chinese still appear to believe this.)  

    • Mon at 8:17 PM
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    The Imam Anyway, my point is that it was always spelt "Hallo" rather than "Hello". The American word "holler" obviously derives from the same ancestor word.

    • Mon at 8:18 PM
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    anter downunder a simple g'day will do.

    • Mon at 8:50 PM
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    The Imam In Lebkemba you must shout "Insh'Allah Fukbar!". Unless you are female, in which case, be silent and hide your exposed meat.

    • Tue at 2:32 AM
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    KalanStar I say replace it with "Devilo"

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  anter → The Imam: Heard  Mischa Maisky with SSO tonight. 
  Shostakovich: Cello Concerto no. 1;  Tchaikovsky: "Lensky's Aria";  Conductor: Dmitry Sitkovetsky
  He also played that Bach piece that Ma plays in the bank advert. I think he is too flamboyant for Ba...  moreHeard  Mischa Maisky with SSO tonight. 
  Shostakovich: Cello Concerto no. 1;  Tchaikovsky: "Lensky's Aria";  Conductor: Dmitry Sitkovetsky
  He also played that Bach piece that Ma plays in the bank advert. I think he is too flamboyant for Bach. Well it was good to finally see him perform.  

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    The Imam Maisky would be perfect for the Shostakovich. Terrible for Bach. To tell you the truth, Ma is not much chop for Bach either. For good Bach playing, Bylsma or Wispelwey would be your go-to cellists.

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    anter Yeah, your right about that. There was much hooting and hollering after the Shostakovich and far too many curtain calls but he did entertain everyone with three additional pieces.

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  jquincy It is a good thing the EU has stepped up after the recent string of tainted olive oil related deaths

  

  EU finds time to tell restaurants how to serve olive oil | Reuters

  BRUSSELS (Reuters) - Critics ridiculed European Union bureaucrats on Saturday for taking time off fighting the euro zone's debt crisis to impose strict new rules on how restaurants serve olive oil.From

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    Quantum Mechanic Sadly America is not immune to legislators who have their heads lodged in their asses, fiddling as it were, while their nations burn

    • Mon at 4:40 AM
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    Flawed Genius I say all food needs to be delivered to the table at a restaurant wrapped in plastic with a warning on the outside: 'EAT AT YOUR OWN RISK!' This will prevent law suits but most importantly bubble wrap humans to the point of no return.

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    El Rabbi We used to joke that someday, one of the morons at the EU will figure out that eggs come out of a chicken's ass and ban them.

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  The Imam Insh'allah fukbar!

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    Flawed Genius You hangin' in that Lakemba?

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    Quantum Mechanic I declare Jihad on you

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    jquincy Fukbar? You mean dildo?!? BLASPHEMER!!!

    • May 19
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    The Imam May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your infidel armpits.

    • May 19
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    Quantum Mechanic So long as they do not travel from your pits to mine it is all good

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  The Imam has added a new profile photo.

  

  • May 18
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  KalanStar Chinese tourists make China look bad? They make China look like, well, "China" from where I'm sitting...

  

  Some Chinese tourists 'uncivilized,' says top official ‹ Japan Today: Japan News and Discussion

  The dire manners and "uncivilized behavior" of some Chinese tourists abroad are harming the country's image, said a top official…

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    Quantum Mechanic The only negative experience I have had was on the flight from Incheon to Shanghai where a Prince wanted my 1st class seat in exchange for his steerage seat...I told him sure, that will be $14,000 USD cash

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