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Joined: January 8, 2012

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Quantum Mechanic: Jeff, that avatar is still distracting. In a Great way.
- April 26
Quantum Mechanic: Hey stranger
- January 30
- Emmanuel Goldstein i'm still alive. it's getting warmer so I can come out of the hole - maybe
  
  January 30
- Quantum Mechanic I would think you might never come in a hole to prevent Emanuel Jr.
  
  January 30
- The Imam Oy vay, dose tiddies are hurtin' my eyes already.
  
  January 30
Emmanuel Goldstein added 1 photo(s) to the album 5755596:
- January 30
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Emmanuel Goldstein added 1 photo(s) to the album 73.5:
- January 20
- Mr Totomolo Et voila..... Hahaha
  
  January 20
  
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- Sentenza Et merde. (En Français dans le texte)
  
  January 20
Emmanuel Goldstein hello fellow coksuckers
- January 7
- Sentenza Hawdy matey
  
  January 7
- The Imam Long time no see buddy.
  
  January 7
- jquincy Update us on your debauchery, EG
  
  January 7
- Quantum Mechanic So you are specifically NOT saying hello to me you bastard?
  
  January 7
Emmanuel Goldstein Hello you fucking perverts
- December 1, 2012
- Quantum Mechanic likes this.
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- jquincy Where you been, man?
  
  December 1, 2012
- Emmanuel Goldstein just my normal bored un-sociable self.
  
  December 1, 2012
- Quantum Mechanic GF pregnant el jefe?
  
  December 1, 2012
- Emmanuel Goldstein If she was it's not by me. My sperm don't swim for the last 10 years or so.
  
  December 1, 2012
- jquincy ^smart man
  
  December 1, 2012
Quantum Mechanic: I was just referencing you Jeff, how are you doing?
- December 1, 2012
- Emmanuel Goldstein referencing me in a good or not good way?
  
  December 1, 2012
- Quantum Mechanic Wondering where you have been, I must have summoned you aye?
  
  December 1, 2012
  
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- Emmanuel Goldstein YES that could be it! I was drinking some tea and afterwards looked at the leaves. There was a message there
  
  December 1, 2012
- Quantum Mechanic The message: "This is NOT tea...but it has THC in it"
  
  December 2, 2012
Emmanuel Goldstein

The Jew Girl from jennschatz, lauren, Brandon Johnson, Lauryn Kahn, Funny Or Die, Scott Rodgers, Drew Brooks, Julie Mond, Alex Richanbach, NickCorirossi, BoTown Sound, and Chris Poole

She's adorkable... and Jewish.
- October 22, 2012
- Emmanuel Goldstein likes this.
- Emmanuel Goldstein The Jew Girl... just for Gay Z
  
  October 22, 2012
- jzzzzzzz ???????????????????
  
  October 22, 2012
- Emmanuel Goldstein you have to click the link
  
  October 22, 2012
- COOLz ..........
  
  October 22, 2012
Emmanuel Goldstein chinasmack work for anyone? not using a v p n ? theres a story about the dude in xian getting fucked up by his countryman for driving a toyota but doesnt seem to connect for me now
- September 27, 2012
- jquincy Works no prob from US. Video is gone, but still photos are there. Story says guy was repeatedly hit in head with large metal object. Paralyzed on right side of body but alive.
  Reaping what they sow.
  
  September 27, 2012
- Emmanuel Goldstein was blocked here in China. maybe working today
  
  September 28, 2012
- 1626 I saw something last night that it's all been censored. I guess that's not something you wan to show to the world..
  
  September 28, 2012
Quantum Mechanic: Nice tits Jeff
- September 27, 2012
- The Butler, Deuce Bigalow, and Emmanuel Goldstein like this.
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- China Doll Maybe it's the weed
  
  September 27, 2012
- Quantum Mechanic Fiberglass does not sag, they were installed poorly
  
  September 27, 2012
- Quantum Mechanic Interesting nipple job,,,Your thoughts Tyler?
  
  September 27, 2012
- The Imam I think Jeffy's tiddies are very fine. I'm now waiting for Anter to install a swinging scrotum GIF as her avatar.
  
  September 27, 2012
- Emmanuel Goldstein Harold and Kumar go to The Tittie Twister?
  
  September 28, 2012
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Nazi Tibet statue from space rock | News.com.au

A THOUSAND-year-old Buddhist statue taken from Tibet in 1938 by an Nazi SS team was carved from a meteorite.
- September 27, 2012
- Emmanuel Goldstein Ok the next wave of protests will be against the Germans and any Chinese driving a German car. I am SURE China will be saying that this piece of Buddhist art belongs to China and will start government approved protest aimed at everything German to get it ... more
  
  September 27, 2012
- Quantum Mechanic The swastika was a symbol that was perverted by the Nazi party- its known use as a talisman goes back thousands of years, a swastika was found in a canyon in Arizona that was proven to be meso-American in age.
  
  September 27, 2012
- Emmanuel Goldstein chinese claim to be the origin of it
  
  September 27, 2012
Emmanuel Goldstein vacation coming soon - 8 days! and I have no fucking plan
- September 27, 2012
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- The Kint 10 days off, suck it bitches
  
  September 27, 2012
  
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- Deleted Member ^ Drikk!
  
  September 27, 2012
  
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- Emmanuel Goldstein Are we idiots? Do we really have to answer that?
  
  September 27, 2012
- btb idiots
  
  September 27, 2012
- Emmanuel Goldstein If I don't count that ONE HOUR I have to show up to work on Saturday it COULD be 9 days...
  
  September 27, 2012
Emmanuel Goldstein has added a new profile photo.
- September 26, 2012
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Jewish woman sues her husband for ejaculating on her face

Jewish woman sues her husband for ejaculating on her face
- September 24, 2012
- Emmanuel Goldstein isn't a facial part of the marriage vows anymore?
  
  September 24, 2012
- Deuce Bigalow Depends who you ask, if you ask at all.
  
  September 24, 2012
- wonderful wino "Ms Allam is seeking unspecified damages from her high-rolling ex-husband, who she claims called her a 'bitch' and 'ejaculated on her face' when she refused to call him the 'most powerful man in the world'... Ms Allam says she was given a daily allowance ... more
  
  September 24, 2012
Emmanuel Goldstein A Catholic nun was sitting on a train opposite a Muslim man who was wearing a turban eating fresh shrimp.
Every time he ate one he spat the tail in her direction, requiring her to deflect it.
Eventually she had enough and pulled the Emergency Cord... more
- September 21, 2012
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- jzzzzzzz Also what's wrong with negative comments? Can we only comment on a racist joke if we find it funny?
  
  September 21, 2012
- Emmanuel Goldstein I agree with the jzzzzz - open feedback is always welcome
  
  September 21, 2012
  
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- anter Similar reaction,.. when I flamed the Jar lady about the inflammatory nature of the "expats inciting a feral cat cull in compound" post,.... and Vivian Psychic Slim Mount found that I was being a bit extreme. Reverso commento
  
  September 21, 2012
- anter Mould...bloody auto spell correct
  
  September 21, 2012
- The Imam I object to being called "Slim Mount".
  
  September 22, 2012
  
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Gotta Love the Japanese

Posted June 16, 2012

Every mall around her has a UNI QLO clothes store. They have some neat stuff - but nothing really in my size. The Princess likes to shop there so I go in with her often. I wrote UNI QLO an email stating my displeasure that they have nothing my size. They aplogized at least twice to me in their reply...
Little Larry

Posted May 31, 2012

Larry Little Larry and Gina are only 10 years old, but they know they are in love. One day they decide that they want to get married, so Larry goes to Gina's father to ask him for her hand. Larry bravely walks up to him and says, "Mr. Smith, me and Gina are in love and I want to as...
Problems with the Police (Part 1)

Posted May 11, 2012

I DID NOT WRITE THIS!. I COPIED IT FROM: http://mykunshan.com/ The question is. WOULD you have gotten involved or walked away? Personally I would have walked away. WHY? After watching a video on Chinasmack (and having the link sent to me by various Chinese femal...
A funny story

Posted April 14, 2012

Written across the wall of the cave were the following symbols:It was considered a unique find and the writings were said to be at least 3000 years old!The piece of stone was removed, brought to the museum, and archaeologists from around the world came to study the ancient symbols.They held a huge m...
DOG FOR SALE

Posted February 22, 2012

A man sees a sign outside a house - 'Talking Dog For Sale .' He rings the bell, the owner appears and tells him the dog can be viewed in the back garden.The man sees a very nice looking Labrador Retriever sitting there. "Do you really talk?" he ...

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September 27, 2012 5:46:26 PM HKT

in the topic Popstar, 24, falls for model, 12. in the forum News and Opinions

China Doll said:

I am telling you, China is turning into America

I really don't recall too many Americans running around with 12 yr old girls on thier arm - except in Thailand and the Philipines...
September 27, 2012 4:21:52 PM HKT

in the topic Popstar, 24, falls for model, 12. in the forum News and Opinions

Akama Miki sounds JAPANESE TO ME. 12? damn even I aint that sick...
August 25, 2012 10:19:29 PM HKT

in the topic China Confronts Mounting Piles Of Unsold Goods. in the forum News and Opinions

I bought some clothes there of course but I was making a general China comment
August 25, 2012 9:57:59 PM HKT

in the topic China Confronts Mounting Piles Of Unsold Goods. in the forum News and Opinions

All these surplus goods and I can't find a decent pair of size 13 sneakers...
July 30, 2012 10:38:33 PM HKT

in the topic Public Transportation Cards in the forum Taxis, Traffic & Other Transportation

They opened a new subway in Suzhou. Line 1. Goes from the West to the East. Actually pretty good as it stops right next to my house. BUT they really messed up on the overhead hand holders in the car. Only about 30% of the train-car has a place to hold on to.

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